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13.
3 1/2 diameter disk that holds 1.44 MB of memory for a computer. when computer geeks are argueing make sure u ask them if they have tried the floppy disk. then with they respond with a now. put stress on different syllables and slow down or spped up the changed word...or both
flobbadis
f l o ppydis k
flbadi
floppadi
flopidydoppy diskeititdy
and many others...use your immagination ant piss off thoes linux lovein losers
by the cheat February 19, 2003
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1.
when you have a 3.5 inch, 1.44 mb pre-formatted, double sided, high density wang with 135 tracks per inch. if you experience problems, call technical support. please, treat your floppy disk with respect. it's a very technical piece of equipment.
after a nice hard drive, i showed her my floppy disk.
by Estafon September 16, 2005
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2.
Of or referring to a man's penis in a way that will not offend those who don't understand.
Girl 1 - "I hear Dan's got a huge floppy disk."
Girl 2 - "Really? I wanna see it."
Girl 1's Mom - "You kids still use floppy disks? That's so wonderful."
by yuskjr May 22, 2009
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3.
1: The English form of the German diskette.
2.An archaic storage medium. It stores computerised data magnetically, and the common 3 1/2 inch disk can store 1.44 Megabytes of information (AKA practically nothing). The even older 5 1/4 inch disk is (thankfully) no longer heard of.
They are subject to extreme amounts of murphy's law as they will always be full when needed, will always require formatting when it contains the only copy of any important document/christmas card list.
Hello floppy disk, bye bye sanity.
by regs_ October 28, 2004
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4.
Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.
Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003
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5.
A limp penis. When hard it is called a Hard Drive. Used by geeky or nerdy boys/men for pickup lines or while talking with their friends.
Guy 1: "She turns my floppy disk into a hard drive!"
Guy 2: "I can tell."

Guy: "You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "What?!"
by NerdzGurl June 23, 2011
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6.
a disk with such little capacity that it one of the wonders of the world why it hasn't come out of use yet
floppy disks suck
by PlayDohMan July 03, 2004
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7.
What a nerd calls his penis. Sometimes more than just the penis will be given a computer part equal.
Art: Hey man, I hooked up with Gretchen last night.

Mortimer: Excellent, did you insert your floppy disk into her drive?

(Nerdly snickers)
by Mr.Raycy$t August 30, 2011
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