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Cannot perform a sexual act on oneself or a potential victim. This is due to excessive boozing and or bothing. First heard in the film Human Traffic.
Oi dave remember that bird i pulled last night after 10 stellas and a bong? Yeah, well Floppy Roy turned up, the cunt.
by skidmarks3 October 08, 2009

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