A person who is lazy or incompetent at a job or task.
That flopdick at the DMV messed up my registration.
by yoholoho February 8, 2011
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-someone who hurts so absolutely bad that you can't even stand to look at them without wanting to jab them in the eyes with the clue knife repeatedly
ernest: guys stop shooting cats with bottle rockets, that's disrespectful!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: quit being such a flopdick

Alex Trebek: ooooh Faced!
by Mr. Deez April 14, 2005
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A untrustworthy individual who can't complete a task without the help of someone else then takes full credit. This person will always upgrade their own job title to something that makes them sound more important and smarter than they really are. A typical Ratfink Flopdick will talk about how good and important they are while it's painfully obvious they are a worthless piece of dog shit.
That dude is such a Ratfink Flopdick! That chump told us he banged two chicks yesterday then today I overheard him telling someone that he nailed three.

Just look at that Ratfink Flopdick, he lays down chalk line in a parking lot and calls himself a "process improvement engineer." WTF
by Cats pajamas April 2, 2015
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