Footslap

When you get slapped by a foot. In a slapping motion of slappy-ness. It is not a kick. It's A Slap. Of The foot. The foot-slap is usually used on the thigh, or foot.

Gay: Ouch! Why did you footslap me!? (On My Leg)
Guy: Cause you licked my omelette biatch!

Footslap by Dave (Jakeness) February 15, 2010

floorswamp 

Floorswamps are usually unwanted female visitors that cause a general discomfort for everyone in their surroundings, they have been known to cause sloppy drunk girl problems within a ten block radius of wherever they are. Floorswamps usually make their appearances when alcahol is involved; their mode of transportation is currently unknown but further research is being conducted.
Floorswamp is a new term used to identify things that include but are not limited to; a festering parasitic annoyance that has been known to cause health hazards and also leave unknown slimey substances on your beer cans.
Floorswamps are generally known to attempt to mate with the male that they have latched onto no matter how unwilling the innocent victim is the floorswamp will continue try over and over again to attack the male victims body and private areas with her razor sharp buck toothed slimey floorswamp mouth.
Our current research has led us to believe that this swampy disease infests the female somewhere inside the birth canal where the mother has the rare bacterial swampymicitus infection from sitting on the wrong dudes face.

Character 1: "Dude this girl was mad thirsty and was laying all over the floor of my apartment last night"
Character 2: "Damn bro sounds like a major floorswamp"
Character 1: "yea man she was mad swampy"

floorswamp by Z. Pannata, C. Slark, Ronrad October 19, 2013

kickdown some floorspace 

phrase used by wooks and dirt surfersasking to sleep for free on your hotel room floor. Be warned! this type of dirt surfer is VERY hard to get rid of! They have no money any will beg you to "kickdown floorspace" until you give them a final answer.

"This dude "freebird" asked us if he can kickdown some floorspace before our flight to Phish in Vegas was even off the ground!"

kickdown some floorspace by bph4eva October 30, 2004

FloorPlay 

Dancing in an erotic manner where the intent is to get your partner sexually stimulated, perhaps to the point of orgasm. Surreptitious touching of erogenous zones is a key technique of floorplay. Variant of the word forplay.

Bill and Joanna had not yet had sex, which made the floorplay all the more delicious. When nobody was looking, He would grind his pelvic bone against her crotch and slide his hand down to her beautiful bottom.

FloorPlay by Bill gronos August 21, 2006

Floorplay 

When there is not enough room on the bed, and you and your partner fall off onto the floor but continue to have sexual intercourse.

They were going at it so hard, they fell off the bed, so they just floorplayed it for the rest of the night.

Floorplay by Joyzey November 9, 2008

Suppa foolslappa 

the ability to slap fools

I'm a Suppa foolslappa.

Suppa foolslappa by BullyingtheBulls July 30, 2010

Floorclip 

When you have invitation as a guest to borrow clips to clip your nails freely on the floor and fall where they may.

Hey Dan you want the clippers? Go ahead and just floorclip.

Floorclip by Mr.Hung Lo August 12, 2016