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floraphile 

A person who enjoys have sexual intercourse with floral vegetation.
Example 1:

Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.

Example 2:

Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.
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foodophile 

(n) 1. A person that really loves food, they often consider food a defining aspect of their personality. Sometimes used as hyperbole.

2. A person that literally feels sexual gratification by consuming or being in contact with food. Also, refers to the sector of the adult entertainment industry pertaining to such activities.
1. My parents were real foodophiles and taught me to appreciate food from an early age.

2. Can anyone recommend a good foodophile website that includes videos such as: feet and beans; feet and jelly, feet and Boston cream doughnuts; feet and over-ripe fruit; feet and canned corn beef; newlywed bride feet and wedding cake; butts and bbq sauce; whipped cream panty teaser; albinos having blue cool-aid fight, turns naughty; mature women eating prunes, dates, drinks Benefiber; etc.

Floraphile 

A person who has sex/ or rapes flowers and other plants.
A: Why are you sad?
B: I don't hang out with my friend anymore.
A: Why not?
B: She raped my flower, she's a floraphile.
Floraphile by DeadPigeon April 21, 2018

floraphile 

It is surprising how messed up the mind can be. Any way, the act of doing the "dirty deed" with a plant.
The only one in history, Robert Mclandononaff, 27, was caught and sentenced to death in 1990 for being a floraphile

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026