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Fancer. noun.
a person who is literally a "fake dancer" . One who shouldnt even be allowed near a dance floor. Jon: Did you hear about Matt? He is such a Fancer.
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| 23. | DOS Day | ||
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Day of Shit!, commonly referred to as DOS Day is the day you annually celebrate the first time your friend woke up with shit on his floor after having a drunk one night stand. Never let them forget that day and celebrate annually by sending them text messages like, "Hope your day isn't to shitty! Happy DOS Day" After Matt woke up with a shit on his floor, his friend never let him down be reminding him annually of DOS Day.
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| 24. | nantucket sleigh ride | ||
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a sex act in which the female is halfway on the floor with her ass and legs on the bed,(as if sleding face first,belly down.When it comes time for the male to spooge,he pulles it out and lets it snow. Hey conor last night your mom and I took a nantucket sleigh ride!
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| 25. | superman bungee manuver | ||
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Attach bungee cord to ceiling. Have the naked girl turn unsidedown with her legs spread eagle. You may want to prop her up against something like a chair, pillow, etc. Have the male climb a ladder with the bungee attached to him and swoop down right into the hole like an eagle eyeing its prey. Swoop(going in for the kill), doink!!!(hitting your target) uhhhhh!!!(chick), woosh!!! (like superman flying away, he comes quick, satisfies your needs and before you know it he's gone). Note: must have good aim with pecker or else someone may get hurt, crunching your pecker on the floor, bed, chair may never let you have children. Created by wes tanya and matt my dog was watching me perform the superman bungee maneuver on this hot chick, when the ceiling caved in and two heveanly bodies fell from the apartment above......we decided to have an orgy and do the filthy wes instead.
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| 26. | badass pimp | ||
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n. 1. Matt P. 2. An awesome person with dancin feet. Yeah, he's a total badass pimp on the dance floor.
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| 27. | townie | ||
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The best time to get them is when they are on their own, you may have noticed that one townie will look at the floor when they pass u and ure mates, this is the best time to get ure own back. They r just stupid pussies with nothing betta to do than hang around town in gangs waiting for a single non-townie to walk past, (they usually only attack when ure on your own) then they will follow the poor unsuspecting person and beat them up 4 no reason. Townies = Shit.. especially JaSoN "Fukkin innit mate, did u c da blazin squad on pop hits last nite? They hav phat tunes, fukkin innit." "Fuk yea, hey look theres sum kid on his own, lets go beat him shitless!" "Fukkin bitchin idea fukkin innit"
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| 28. | Ralphie | ||
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Doing all sorts of shots at your Stock the Bar party and then leaving getting out of your truck and falling down and not being able to get up. Then throwing up on yourself and passing out on your buddy's floor til your fiance comes home and she also gets sick and falls in a shower. I got hammered and Ralphied.
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