| 15. | Jive-by | ||
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The act of briefly dancing up against a stranger as you cross the dance floor in a club. Tasha was enjoying a dance with a few mates when, unexpected, she was subjected to a jive-by. She got jive-by'd.
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| 16. | Edbert | ||
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A combination of the names Edward and Robert that makes the new name mean sex. Some of the nicknames Edbert has are Sexbert and Big-bert. Edbert is unbelievably hot and sexy that he doesn't even know it. People know he is that hunky man of lust, but he just clueless. He thinks everyone has good anticipations and a pure heart. He has VERY high standards when it comes with people (friends, girlfriends, mates, etc.). If you want to do him, ask him. No one knows what is going on with his mind, so it would be best to try hard even though you have an ulterior motive. Who knows, you might be entertained, and he can get down and dirty. Additionally, he is semi-hard to seduce. Goodluck trying! Girl 1: "Hey sexy, lets dance!"
Edbert: "Huh? Uhh!" Girl 1 (pulls him): "Come on" Edbert gets down and dirty on the dance floor! Girl: "Hey stud, lets do it over there" Edbert: "What? No thanks" Girl: "Come on, we were going out for a month already!" Edbert: "We were dating? I thought it was just hanging out." Girl (drags him inside the room and she strips): "I want you, inside!" Edbert (pushes her off and leaves): "Work on your seduction technique, it needs improvements." |
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| 17. | goal celebration | ||
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A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves. Goal Celebration example:
*Player 1 scores a goal. *Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras. *Player 2 grabs him. *Player 3 slaps player 1's ass. *Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down. *Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm. *All team mates orgasm with player 1. *Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd. |
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| 18. | fart | ||
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Farts are unpredictable...my best fart was when i was a youngen..i was walking up a set of stairs at uni... being the first day and all i didn't wish to be late and a few paces behind me was another fella...the night before i was out on the turps big time and had, had a curry on the way home...just for good messure...every step i took up the stairs (3 floors in total) a small but foul smelling fart errupted..i quickened my pace to leave it behind (it stunk that bad)...but alas so to did the bloke behind me only to be greeted time and again by another one...i reached the door on my floor and ploughed on through.. absolutely pissing myself with laughter...took my seat at the front of the lecture room...out walked the professor and glared straight at me ...yep the same guy behind me on the stairs...i stood up shrugged my shoulders and fucked off back to pub...my best fart ever! common responces when your best mates just farted
"speak up caller your almost through" "don't worry sir ..we'll find you" "now you've ripped them you'll have to buy them" |
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| 19. | true love | ||
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True love is:
more...
farting in bed then laughing with each other if it smells bad, putting notes in random books at a bookstore, blowing up anthills and eating beef jerky, dancing with him while standing on his feet, taking her home when she throws up at school, then kissing her on the cheek and taking a nap with her, sitting on the floor at Hastings with Starbucks and looking at random books, buying pet rats just because you wanted to, buying her a big cup of ice from Sonic, not making him pay for everything, taking long drives and talking about random stuff, staring into each others eyes and smiling, taking 30 minutes to type a sweet long text message just to show that you care, carrying her inside when she falls asleep in your car, making fart noises on each others bellies, staring at them when the door is open in the classroom across the hall, talking in cute silly voices to each other with wide eyes, seeing her at her worst and still calling her beautiful, telling her to call you if she can't sleep no matter what time it is, not calling him because you want to let him sleep, still feeling the same spark you did at first every time you kiss, singing loudly together, roasting marshmallows for them just how they like them, walking barefoot outside in freezing cold weather because he wants to, playing Call of Duty with him even though you suck, and most of all, true love is being able to understand how the other feels without them even saying a word. |
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| 20. | Air-headbangers | ||
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You know how some air-heads are pretty nice to talk to, and seem to have somewhat of a brain?
Well these type are not the case, they are hardcorly idiotic, ignorant, and superficial. They expel more stupid-ness in a second than our whole galaxy does in a year. You: Oh hey, you are my team-mates right?
air-headbangers: PPFF, yeah...I mean... if you like guys who are into Jonas brothers and like, long-dongs You: Go mosh to your face, you idiotic air-headbanger. |
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| 21. | torricane | ||
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1) in nature a hurricane plus a tornado
2) 2 or more loud ass bitches in a college dorm causing a continuous ruckus annoying the shit out of hall mates 3) a college dorm room that looks like a hurricane and a tornado went through it who the hell is making all the noise! its the god dam torricanes on the third floor!
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