Floopter 

A person who is known to be in constant contention with their parents, usually over some domestic duties such as cleaning or taking out the garbage. Typically these people listen to Taylor Swift songs on repeat. Other indicators of floopterness are: interrupting parents while talking, not sitting still at the dinner table, arguing with siblings.

Ie: Aubrey and Willow, yah couple 'ah floopters! Clean up this mess!

Floopter by dadoftwinsfml August 30, 2019

Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

Floodgate Turd by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013

Floopie Doopie 

A small wildly adorable puppie

I saw someone walking their Floopie Doopie.

Floopie Doopie by TheFloopieDooper August 6, 2010

floopity goop 

A word used to describe dip when others think it's gross. Also can be used to describe the art of packing a lip, a fat-ass lip

Hey, Kris lets go get some floopity goop

floopity goop by Grant Bagadonuts December 7, 2010

Floodgate 

Having sex with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her vagina at once.

"I was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? Well she's a squirter, so when I pulled out it looked and sounded like someone fucking threw a bucket of water onto the floor between her legs. I've been calling her floodgate ever since."

"Holy tits"

Floodgate by juls727 September 16, 2011

flompitate

To squirm about and fidget.
Other forms: flompitatious, flompitated, flompitates, flompitating

The mental patient had a sudden urge to flompitate upon being released from his straitjacket, so excited was he to be able to have a full range of motion once more.

flompitate by the randy disher project December 17, 2010

Floopster 

as defined by deadspin, a floopster is a female hoopster. She has all the traits of her male counterpart, but she also has a vagina.

Deadspin writer: Hey AJ, I got sent this great shot of a floopster.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.

Floopster by Chundy August 18, 2011