jick jack billy flop flack 

The ability to climb tall buildings with no assistance

Clayton can jick jack billy flop flack easily.

jick jack billy flop flack by TIlove February 11, 2009

flop jacket 

a condom, but only applies to a flacid penis.

If erect, it becomes a skin suede shoe.

Yeah, I had the trojan on, but her dank was quite stank so it just became a flop jacket.

flop jacket by MrCerebellum August 19, 2008

Flopjacking 

Sadly masturbating with a flaccid penis, when the hardness is fairly similar to that of a flapjack.

John is way too drunk tonight, no way is he closing with Mary. He'll probably end up going home alone and flopjacking.

Flopjacking by ValiantDonut738 October 23, 2017

floopjack

A fictitious term (for cars, computers, etc.) that is used to trick the un-educated.

In order to boost your horsepower, you must turn on your floopjack system.

floopjack by CiVeRaD July 16, 2003

Floopjack

1. A mistake;an error
2. A mistake you made while wanting a couple of flapjacks

KID: "I missed the winning shot in the basketball game! Oh floopjack."
MOM: "Hey son, you want to go home and have a flapjack?"
KID: "Thanks Mom. I wanted one depsperatley after I missed the shot."

Floopjack by Mister Robert December 28, 2005