floonarb 

a family friendly way of referring to sex or sexual acts, it also keeps the youtube bots happy.

"hey baby, do you wanna hop on vrchat for a bit of floonarb?"
"floonarb is strictly prohibited in public"

floonarb by DuffQuick June 1, 2020

froobtard 

a combo of a noob, retard, fooblet and fucktard. just a guy that has no skillsfucktardfrooblet

Matt is such a froobtard he should be dead by now

froobtard by Mina tor November 4, 2006

flocktard

A dumbass who practices animal husbandry in another man's pasture.

Any flocktard who messes with Big Jake's livestock is going to regret it.

flocktard by JJAngleton October 21, 2010

FloTard 

Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....

1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world

FloTard by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

foodtarded 

Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.

"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"

foodtarded by gulliblezine May 11, 2006

Floptard 

A person who is clearly high on drugs and cannot preform simple tasks because of being too high.

That guy is such a floptard, he can't even function.

Floptard by Bacita Mae Jenkins January 15, 2018

Flogtard

Flogtards are a super ignorant, yet supremely entitled sample of the gene pool. They are generally considered to be holding the human race back as a species

Those flogtards are publicly protesting against pandemic restrictions which will ultimately lead to tougher restrictions due to the infections they are spreading at their event.

Just because you're protesting for your personal rights, it does not make you an activist for human rights, it makes you a flogtard.

Flogtard by Riko the sicko August 21, 2021