Floomp 

Floomp alludes to a sound as well as a general description of a failing and/or falling action. It is normally proceeded by the word 'man' or 'geez' and is indicative of a light hearted acceptance of failure.

1) Man, I tried to play it off but I totally floomped down those last three steps. haha
2) Geez, I was supposed to clean the house but I just kinda floomped around the all day.

Floomp by MrFloomp July 6, 2021

Floomism

A pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. Its main basis revolves around performing homosexual acts such as oral and anal sex on other men. Followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. Meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games "Who's in my mouth", "Find the pickle", "Soggy Biscuit" and "circle jerk"

At one of their regular Floomism meetings, Nathan and Devin played "Who's in my mouth" in the dark alley behind the Taco Bell

Floomism by Bombay Sapphire Ginny December 8, 2010

Floopster 

as defined by deadspin, a floopster is a female hoopster. She has all the traits of her male counterpart, but she also has a vagina.

Deadspin writer: Hey AJ, I got sent this great shot of a floopster.
AJ Daulerio: A what?
Deadspin writer: One of those hipster chicks who wears retro basketball gear in an attempt to be relevant or something.
AJ Daulerio: Did she include a dick pic?
Deadspin writer: No.
AJ Daulerio: I guess we can publish that.

Floopster by Chundy August 18, 2011

Floopsy 

A tensed situation in which confusion induces disorientation.

Guy #1: Dude, why are you shaking and sweating profusely?

Guy #2: This whole situation is making me floopsy man!

Floopsy by sammoyd October 14, 2013

Floops 

Short for fruit loops

I'm so hungry, I think imma eat some floops.

Floops by Cantz September 5, 2013

Flomps

Adj. When a songs beat hits as hard as wet scuba flippers hitting the sidewalk after falling 20 stories;
Adj. “‘Slaps’ but cooler”

“Dude that new Ariana Grande song FLOMPS!”

“Sometimes when a song FLOMPS this hard i think of my last scuba incident”

Flomps by Ant_man0 October 23, 2018

Floomping 

The act of ejaculating onto your hand and then flicking the semen onto someone. (Past tense can be floomped)

He then turned around and started floomping on her face.

Floomping by Bruh momentum 369 October 4, 2019