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floogerbind 

to perform the act of masturbating.

another word for masturbation.

to get sexual pleasure by self-stimulation.
"pee pee juice came out of that boy when he floogerbinded!"
floogerbind by lilchels89 September 9, 2008
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n. a long, stringy strand of dog saliva, often containing fur. Seen dripping from the corners of the mouth, flipped over the nose, adhering to the walls, ceiling or wiped on articles of human clothing. Size, often directly proportional to the size of the dog (St. Bernard/Newfoundland, etc.), may be a source of great pride.
Man, did you see the awesome flooger Nemo tossed onto the chandelier?
flooger by BigDogsMom April 24, 2010
v. flooger; floogering; Usually done in Lethoso
We went to Lethoso to Flooger
flooger by wolffystyle July 28, 2008

Floopered 

Messing up in an unexpected way, and juggling to correct it and still messing up.
Botching an intention; trying to correct it and botching it unexpectedly worse.
Forgetting something, to only bring something horribly inappropriate which seemed ok at the time.

Flustered + Pooped It = Floopered
"I fucked that shit up..."
an "...oh fuck..." moment because you caused it.
Janice was pouring through a funnel, quickly noticed the funnel was going to over-pour and in a fluster corrects the funnel for no good reason and ends up spilling everything everywhere "I really floopered that one".

Rodney was attempting to catching a football, juggles the catch towards the ground, trips and eats shits "I floopered that one".

Floop – Flooped – Floopered
Floopered by Nyn January 5, 2018

clout flooger 

a clout flooger is the complete opposite of a clout chaser they feel almost allergic to publicity, any type of socialising or being around friends.
“she’s a clout flooger, she doesn’t want to be in any photos”
clout flooger by cpsister13 April 28, 2019
You flooger!!
flooger by Punkscene2 May 29, 2003