when your hair looks great in the front but you don't bother to see that you have a huge clump of hair sticking straight out and upward.
a cross between a flip and a poof.
Dude! Brush yo hair! You have a floof
in your head!
you're hair just totally coughed up a floof
Floof (derived from "fluff") is an adjective used to describe a ridiculously fluffy object or an animal (usually a long-haired cat or an equally hairy dog).
It can also be used as a verb to "floof" someone, but this only applies to the furry fandom in which one furry uses his/her fur (in the case of a long-haired furry, again a canine or feline) to overwhelm his/her friend with fluffy fur.
It can also be used as a cute non-malicious scolding or a cheering word.
Alternate spellings: Floofzorz, fl00f, fl00fz0rz.
ad. My cat Jimmy is floofy.
v. I wanna floof you/I floofed Vincent yesterday.
In context of calling someone, "Oh you floof. ^^" or "It's to the far left you floof!".
The glorious hair style worn by Martin L. Gore in the 1980's.
Man, Martin's Floof is looking damn fine tonight.
(noun form) 1. Something soft and fluffy to the touch
2. Anything adorable, loveable, or darling that inspires mushy feelings in someone.
(verb form) 1. To feel and/or express the mushy feelings inspired by something adorable, loveable, or darling.
1. "The little chick's soft feathers were floofy and yellow."
2. "I saw them kissing yesterday- it was the best floof I've seen all week."
1(a). "She's so cute when she talks like that! I'm floofing all over!"
1(b). "Something really romantic happened today- I'll floof about it to you later."
The middle level on a two storey structure.
What separates the top floor from the bottom floor.
If one is on the lower level the roof is above them, alternatively if one is on the upper level the floor is below them.
Since neither, by technical definition, is the floor or the roof, the term "Floof" best describes this.
To restore to fullness by preening, combing, brushing, using fingers to rake, or some other form of physical manipulation.
Examples are: to floof up a flat spot in a friend's hair.
To floof a blanket or bed spread by giving it a few shakes.
To sock a flat pillow a few times to re-floof it.
To straighten the artificial branches on a Christmas tree during assembly, so that it resembles an actual tree and not a scraggly corn stalk thing.
To adjust one's breasts or genitalia when they are in uncomfortable confinement.
slang for vagina
....he was trying to stick it in my floof
1) To Floof
The ability to fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.
2) A Floof
A person who can fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.
3) A Floofer
A person with the ability to disguise another persons failures, maintaining their own and the other persons full fluff. (Can be a 'Simi-Floofer' by only maintaining ones reputation, yet still tarnishing the other person's)
4) Professional Floofing
Demand a wage or a rise in status regardless of incompetence or any number of floofing moments.
Can be for themselves or anyone beneath them but one must maintain Full Floof, there can be no 'Semi-Professional Floofers'.
An active movement, determined to catch and destroy all Floof. replace 'To Floof' with 'To De-Floof' and thus forth.
, cant believe you managed to 'Floof' on that one.
Sparticus: You don't even know, Ivo's a serious 'Floof' and he even managed to wangle
his friend out of this one.
, What a Super Floofer, one day he'll be Pro.
Sparticus: Yeah, but he better hope Frankie doesn'y find out, shes a serious