floormance 

The act of engaging in romantic/scandalous activity with a person that lives on the same floor as you. Most commonly happens in college dorms or apartments.

person 1: So yeah, I started hooking up with that girl Hannah from down the hall.

person 2: Oh so you have a floormance going?!

floormance by Justy123 January 18, 2009

Flogamushake

A flogamushake (flog-ah-mah-shake) is when a guy who has finished peeing, shakes his 'member' more times than necessary.

To shake is human, to flogamushake... well still human, but completely unnecessary.

If he keeps up with that flogamushaking, he's gonna need medical attention.

Flogamushake by Billy-Bob Savage November 1, 2010

floombash 

the act of placing one's hand into the anal cavity of one's body. Pretty much its mostly pertaining to (but not limited to) someone shoving their hand up their own ass (it is possible, just look around on the internet)

1. Jen: So, yeah, I just got the movie Rent on dvd, did you want to come over and watch it?
Bobby: Rent? I'd rather floombash myself with a hulk hand

2. Chris: Hey man, you don't look so good. You feeling ok?
Steve: Yeah, man I feel like shit. I feel like I just got floombashed by Wolverine.

floombash by Em Owe June 30, 2007

Floormouth 

A person who consumes food that has been on the floor.

James: Portia just ate that Muesli Bar off of the floor! She's such a floormouth!
Portia: Om nom nom.

Floormouth by principessash July 7, 2011

Floomp 

Floomp alludes to a sound as well as a general description of a failing and/or falling action. It is normally proceeded by the word 'man' or 'geez' and is indicative of a light hearted acceptance of failure.

1) Man, I tried to play it off but I totally floomped down those last three steps. haha
2) Geez, I was supposed to clean the house but I just kinda floomped around the all day.

Floomp by MrFloomp July 6, 2021

Floomism

A pathetic excuse for religion/idealogy. Its main basis revolves around performing homosexual acts such as oral and anal sex on other men. Followers of this idealogy often try to disguise it as a legitimate thing, which is clearly not the truth. Meetings of this group revolve around playing of the games "Who's in my mouth", "Find the pickle", "Soggy Biscuit" and "circle jerk"

At one of their regular Floomism meetings, Nathan and Devin played "Who's in my mouth" in the dark alley behind the Taco Bell

Floomism by Bombay Sapphire Ginny December 8, 2010

Floorm 

Pasty white people with white hair and white pupils and purple nails and markings about their body. They speak in calls of the wild. They are characterized by their striking calls and beauty.

That floorm is quite the beautiful woman. I can't resist her calls of the wild.

Floorm by paceliving December 17, 2010