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When your wife/girlfriend is menstruating (i.e. on the rag) and the only sexual release available to you is masturbation. (This is a tribute to the late comedian Robert Schimmel, who coined this phrase before his death in a song of the same name.) John: "Hey. You alright, man? you look tense."
Ray: "Yeah. The wife is on the rag, man.. Gonna be a long week in the Jack Shack." John: "Ah. Gotcha." |
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| 2. | Digging a grave | ||
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When a guy falls asleep after masturbating and still holds his spent member in his hands. Semen on the person is optional, but a recently used jizzrag is preferred to still be in the area. John came back after class and walked in on his roommate Craig who was digging a grave on their couch.
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| 3. | Yankee Stadium | ||
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What your room, apartment, house, garage, basement, etc. becomes when you are completely alone and decide to masturbate. All alone at home. Time to turn this place into Yankee Stadium. Nut Hut
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| 4. | Nanogasm | ||
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A very, very small orgasm. After flogging my meat hammer 23 times in one day, after the 24th time, I had a nanogasm. Then my foreskin fell off.
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| 5. | cool jerk | ||
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The flogging of one's dong for stimulation, taking place either a) inside an air conditioned room b)outside on a brisk day. This summer heat and humidity is KILLING me. I'm going to go in my bedroom, have a cool jerk and take a 3-hour nap.
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