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Cripple Cream Flogger 

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

dolphin-flogger 

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.
What a dolphin-flogger!

Shut up, dolphin-flogger!
dolphin-flogger by WordFreak March 8, 2009

closet flogger

Someone who masturbates in a closet.
Or someone who does not admit to the occaisional knuckle shuffle on his piss pump.
Todd told me he never walks his dog, I think he is a closet flogger!
closet flogger by Scott D. Putnam October 17, 2004

Floigery 

Public floigery is a hypothetical-criminal act defined as "a public display of insanity, too mild to be considered psychosis". In plain language, when a civilian engages in acts that should be considered illegal but are not, in fact, stated in the criminal code. Floigery, though amusing at times, should be considered with the utmost severity.
Common examples of floigery would include:
Making up words
Continuing on jokes for far longer than necessary
Taking bad ideas and turning them into real life events
Capris
Floigery by Willow Q. August 25, 2009

Dog Flogger 

"Steve ya dog flogger, how you going"
Dog Flogger by Top Square January 25, 2019
An implement usually used in BDSM, it is made up of a handle and several straps which are attached to it. Can be used to whip or to caress.
She tied me up and used the flogger on my body... it was so erotic!
flogger by Dasrik September 28, 2003