Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.
I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
Public floigery is a hypothetical-criminal act defined as "a public display of insanity, too mild to be considered psychosis". In plain language, when a civilian engages in acts that should be considered illegal but are not, in fact, stated in the criminal code. Floigery, though amusing at times, should be considered with the utmost severity.
Common examples of floigery would include:
Making up words Continuing on jokes for far longer than necessary
Taking bad ideas and turning them into real life events
Capris