Rub the grub, tug the slug, whack the weiner, strangle the one-eyed python, embrace the unemployed.
There was no chicks at the party so I went home to flog the log.
by Brad June 05, 2004
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to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken
i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.
by kitty February 19, 2004
see friggin in the riggin
Whatever flogs your log!
by Jesus does it in the butt February 22, 2003