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FLOBBING 

(Action) the act of attempting to find the straw in your drink with your mouth without looking, often while in mid- conversation. Often results in an awkward motion. A Fail.
I was talking to that cute guy by the bar and ended up flobbing while he was asking me my sign.
FLOBBING by Captain cognac August 30, 2020

flobbling 

Wobbling bits of fat on a person.
He kept flobbling my arm even though I told him not to.
flobbling by eapoc January 2, 2009

flabbalingus

when you think you're eating snatch but its not!!!!
Dude, last night I flipped up some flabbajack and it stank like it hadn't been washed in months... so she had to settle for some flabbalingus!!! A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do when its time to pay rent!!!!

Flabbling 

A fat flatulating woman
Man did you hear that lady flabbling as she was walking along

Flobbing 

"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).
Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.

(Alternatively)

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well
Flobbing by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021

Flobbing 

The act of not washing your hands after you've been to the toilet.
That's disgusting, she's flobbing.
Flobbing by 90's kid October 24, 2012