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flibberdingle 

It's when an annoying dickhead follows you
Stop being a flibberdingle
flibberdingle by Nylf September 21, 2017

Flubbering Seal 

1) One who commonly flops around on the couch like a seal with too much blubber on his body making disgusting sounds.

2)A fat-ass piece of shit with no ambition who is, by definition, completely useless.

3)Someone who is so fat and disgusting that when they lie on the couch their labored breathing drives the observer into a homicidal rage as he watches them flopping around on their gut and peeling their fat, blubbery cheeks off of his cream colored leather sofa.

4) Eric, my former roommate. (aka The Flubbering Seal)
The Flubbering Seal is such a useless, unemployed piece of shit that whenever I think of him I want to beat him to death with a tire iron.

The next time I catch that Flubbering Seal on my couch I'm going to stab him in the larynx with a pencil.

"He sure does like to flubber, that whacky seal."

flibberingflibbernosh 

great entertainment to say. used when you are so mad you start spitting out random words
flibberingflibbernosh!! I GOT A B+ ON THAT TEST D:

flobbling 

Wobbling bits of fat on a person.
He kept flobbling my arm even though I told him not to.
flobbling by eapoc January 2, 2009

Flabbering 

The action and/or sound of flapping loose rolls of skin. Often observed with morbidly obese people riding ATV over washboard dirt roads.
I could hear the sweaty flabbering rolls shuffle against themselves as the fat couple celebrated in a festive, jiggly, dance.
Flabbering by TheKwijibo May 4, 2010

flabberdinger 

Male reproductive organ; penis.
The man was arrested for exposing his flabberdinger in public.
flabberdinger by John Scim1 February 23, 2008