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1. Floaf
The beer gut on a woman. The large bulging mass in the vaginal area of older obese women. Also known as a front loaf, gunt, ponch, or front butt.
Check out her floaf. Its like her ass is in the front.
2. floaf
Adjective:

Another word for sex.
Too much floafing can be called ECFD (excessive compulsive floafing disorder.)
Ex: Boy: i think i love you baby.
Girl: shutup, you're just tryna floaf me.

Boy: My parents were Floafing last night in my car -___-
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