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Flattard 

An individual who denies a globe earth due to his/her inability to draw a line on conspiracies. The more "woke" they are, the more they can brush off those pesky, trivial 9/11 conspiracies and the like.

Someone who will waste hours of your precious time sending you shitty memes about sun beams and how you can't see the curvature of the earth. Often times are also creationists who believe the earth was magically created 6000 years ago.

One who can't handle the thought of being insignificant, so they make themselves the center of the universe.

An unfortunately growing percentage of our youth.
Flattard: Hey dude do you believe in any conspiracies?

Dude: Yeah man! I don't think EVERYTHING happened as we are lead to believe. 9/11 is pretty fucked!

Flattard: No, dude, I mean like REAL conspiracies.

Dude: uhm, excuse me?

Flattard: like the earth is flat dude!!

Dude: wait, are you saying that's a conspiracy theory or are you saying you think the earth is flat?

Flattard: **whips out these shitty memes about sun beams and the curvature of the earth**

Like, dude, it just doesn't add up.

Dude: But... yes it... does....

Dude 1: Yeah, this dude I met thinks the earth is flat.

Dude 2: like a real life flattard? ZOOOMG I must talk to him.

Dude 1: Plz don't.
Flattard by Wingsuit Wally August 27, 2017
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Flatty Patty 

A flat or small foul shaped Gluteus, or ass.
Eww look at that flatty patty!!!

Penile Flutter

An involuntary muscle spasm located in the male genitalia. This spasm can last for two to seven seconds, and causes can include sexual stimulation, sexual over-stimulation, urination, electric shock, or extraneous sensory perception. No medical attention is required, although you should contact your doctor if you experience a penile flutter lasting longer than four hours, or if redness or discomfort occur.
"Oh man, that girl at the end of the bar totally gave me a penile flutter."
Penile Flutter by Dr. Tobor March 4, 2011

Dick Flattening 

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.
- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.
Dick Flattening by dbgrd April 30, 2021

flatter than your momma's chest 

An insult used to describe how flat something is.
From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

flattery 

Insincere praise to a person or topic in order to achieve something, usually to further one's own interests.
"Hey Linda, you hair is the best in the world!"
"Quit with the flattery, you won't get far by lying to people"
flattery by SwagBit March 8, 2019