Spam-o-flage 

Spam camouflaged as possible real email getting the recipient to open it, then the recipient realizes s/he's been spam-o-flaged!

Just got this email, looked legit, but it was spam-o-flage trying to sell me dick pills!

Spam-o-flage by sarasplayroom.com November 10, 2009

Gorilla Flange 

A particularly hairy and unkept minge. Also relates to a particularly noobulous person

By jove Nicholls!! Look at the gorilla flange on that!!

Gorilla Flange by Befferson 2 July 27, 2013

Gribble flange 

(grĭb′əl flănj)

n.

A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.

Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.

Ted: 'Where's your new iThingy?'

Bill: 'The Gribble Flange kicked in early - it's in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the timer chip.'

Gribble flange by KeithMyArthe March 3, 2014

Corporate Flagellate 

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

Corporate Flagellate by The Pole22 August 6, 2020

flagellant 

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.

The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.

flagellant by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013

ned flangers 

Code between jamming buddies to use the Flanger effect pedal on the guitar for the song they're about to play.
A warm hearted reference to Ned Flanders, neighbor of The Simpsons.

Ex ;

E - " What pedal you gonna use for that ? "

M - " Dude ! Ned Flangers man ! "

ned flangers by Marc O.C. & Evan Z. July 29, 2010

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator by Telephony October 10, 2016