floppydickpigdouchebag 

a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force

he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway

he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck

"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"

floppydickpigdouchebag by ck_princess July 25, 2009

Flappydick 

When someone is extremely annoying and won't stop and is oblivious to how they are acting and how the people around them appear them to be.

Yo man I just talk to Blitzer and wow was he a total Flappydick

Flappydick by KFaded July 21, 2019

floppydickapotamus

A man possessing an unusually large, girthy penis, that while flaccid is suitable for knocking people unconscious when used like a sap.

John is a floppydickapotamus, he was swinging his dick around and almost gave me a black eye.

floppydickapotamus by Aingeal222 November 16, 2010

flippy dicky

When a dude does a little dicky dance and flips his man party around like it's 1999.

Homie threw on a little giraffe g-string and went all flippy dicky on us!

flippy dicky by thatwritergirl April 10, 2015

floppydickaphobia 

The Fear of Floppy dicks

She has floppydickaphobia

floppydickaphobia by capracapra April 28, 2020