The uncontrollable urge to swear at and flip obscene gestures at the assbag drivers all around you; verbal road rage.
I had a severe case of Driving Tourette's this morning with all the dipshits cutting me off and slamming their brakes for no apparent reason!
The typical douche white male ranging from ages 16-25. They are most often found at parties being overly loud, obnoxious, and making a complete dick of them selves. The majority of "Bros" have played high school football at some point, which boosted their douchebaggery.
Teenage girls are usually into the whole 'Bro' persona, but realize how annoying they really are, and eventually move onto real people.
They are easily spotted, wearing:
-Tapout/ Affliction Shirts
-Flip flops w/socks
-Overly studded shirts
-A baseball cap slightly tilted to the right or left
-Wool caps (ONLY DURING SUMMER)
If you spot someone wearing at least TWO of these listed, you have found a Bro.
Bro 1: BROOO!!! crazy party tonight on campus bro, you down?!
Bro 2: yeah dawg for sure! let me get my wool cap and sunglasses so i look cool.
Bro 2: no fake broham i always have my wool cap and tapout shirts.
Another euphemism for Atlanta, Georgia which is growing as a movie prodution hub. Best said with a 'Gomer Pyle-esque' accent.
You hear they're making another movie about NASCAR?
Yeah, they're shooting it down in Gollywood. There were a bunch of women lined up in tube tops and flip flops waiting to audition.
psychadelic mushrooms! these are amazing. best drug hands down. you achieve and amzing body high and your eyes turn into kaleidascopes! truely a life changing experience.
guy 1: I went to the beach yesterday and did God's flesh! Want to come with me next time I do it?
guy 2: No man, drugs are bad for you.
guy 3: Too bad so sad. God's flesh is amazing!
Hasselbitch (Noun/person) As in the counter point blue cue card reader on the tv show called The View. HAsselbitch, can't get a sentence out without screeching like a dying cat, interrupting the other guests or co-hosts rudely.
Hasselbitch (Adjective) An uneducated over paid ignorant reality tv show loser who has been paid to spew negative and nasty comments at the flip of her tongue.
The Hasselbitch strikes again when she decides that dancing with the stars performer was wearing too sexy of an outfit and blames the victim for her stalker...
When Kathy Griffin was on the View, she tried to shake her hand and the co host was nothing but an ignorant silly little girl who likes to act all hasselbitchy.
Expletive used in placed of Fucking Hell by many religious or overly uptight people. The choice of this word allows them to swear (pathetically) while not actually swearing in the eyes of a higher power (God, parents, teacher, Chuck Norris).
Although not as offensive as the term it replaces, a pan linguistic mind reading god would know that you really meant fucking hell anyway and would probably dock you points for trying to sneak it by with such a feeble attempt.
1 Stubs toe
1: "Flippin Heck!"
2: "Dude, why don't you just say "fuck?"
1: "God will hear me."
2: "No, I think God's busy enough laughing at you stubbing your toe to care if you dropped an f bomb."
1: "You're going to hell anyway!"
2: "don't flip your heck on me!"