A sausage shaped woman that likes sniffing 7 year old boys undies. Especially ones that smell like flowers. Fleurs often get sick and need to be treated at a high cost vet. If left in the sun then she might burn to a crisp. Fleurs often own many cats and likes to use them as a washcloth.
Slang for "Slapping your testicles against your thighs"
"God damn it man! I have the worst Fleur right now!"
"That oddly shaped person over there sure looks like a Fleur"