the fletcher: noun, verb. (phlet ~ cher)

1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).

a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.

2. the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.

3. this maneuver is also known as either:

a. the 'julia roberts'
b. the 'cheap date'
c. or the 'sleazy bateman'
"you remember that stupid girl from the bar last night? yeah... i totally pulled a fletcher, or, sleezy bateman if you will, on her. maybe now she'll realize that her way of life is not okay by any stretch of the word."

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Not a terrible asshole like all the rest of the definitions would suggest. Actually a pretty nice guy, honest!
Man, that person doing lots of charity work for blind kids with only 7 fingers is a real fletcher!
by Anon23245 February 03, 2010

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a backwards somersault into the 69 position. Only works if the one doing the somersault is very flexible and athletic.
Kyle was trying to give Marissa a fletcher for her birthday but he was out of shape so he broke her nose.
by Khauser18 March 02, 2011

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fletcher is a very hot teenage kid kid, all the ladies want him and he is known to be the greatest middle-school wrestler of all time. he is a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he recently dumped his ex-girlfreind: megan fox. And he once beat up brock lesnar!!!!
idiot: i hate that fletcher guy
fletcher: *pwns that n00b*
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Fletcher is a hot charming guy who can make a girl go crazy for his love he is an Ace student and has alot of friends and is the life of the party!!!
I saw Fletcher and he sais Hey I almost melted in a puddle of love!!!
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Junk, genitalia, meat and two veg, bagina, sex organs.
I'm gonna get banged tonight, I gotta stretch me ol' fletcher out.
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Fletcher: noun> Some one who is able to intuitively understand something that he/she was not present for, as if was they were not only there, but had play part in the orchestration of such event. One who is just in understanding many different notions that opposing parties might take. Empathetically sees all sides. A non-educated historian cable of attaining a degree.
I don’t know where he learned it, it is as if he popped out of the woom that way, He is a true Fletcher, when he was two he told the grocer the way he felt the day JFK died, which was at least 30 years before he was born.
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