Top Definition
any pedestrian that gets in the way of a bike messenger/courier or cyclist; whether pedestrian is crossing the street, on the sidewalk or on a hiker/biker trail.
"Dude that flesh pylon crossed the street without looking both ways so I had to nail him."

"I hit this flesh pylon on the sidewalk cuz I was scoping out this hottie on a bike."
by mobilemonkey May 22, 2010

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