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Another name for a penis. Thought of this gem back in 09' when I was mixing codeine and whiskey and going to college in Springfield MA.
I invited Samantha over to study and all that bitch did was teach me calculus. I thought she would at least try to grab my flesh pencil.

Whenever Mrs. Nichols tells us to take our pencils out for a test I imagine ramming my flesh pencil down her throat and asking her if I am going to pass.
by Jonathan Allan March 21, 2013

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