flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

Flerping

an act of sounding like an alien.

Sarah was making a flerping noise at her cousin.

Flerping by Nemo Star April 3, 2019

Flery 

A smart, funny, perfect, amazing and gorgeous person. The best person in the world. A person that everyone loves.

Person 1: my favourite person is Flery, I love them so much
Person 2: Ikr!! They're amazing, I wish I was like them

Flery by Neraaidoskoni November 20, 2021

de flerp 

what the hell!!!

what de flerp are you doing

de flerp by mark lasberg November 24, 2011

flerp 

the sound made by a googly-eyed, short, stubby cartoon penguin makes when it does a backflip.

for example:
:::flerp!:::

flerp by maei October 3, 2006

Flerp 

A flerp is the word used to greet someone and leave them bemused as to what you just meant.

<to jodi> Flerp
<from jodi> what does that mean
<to jodi> nothing really

5 mins later jodi updates FB status to... "What does flerp mean"

HA

Flerp by Gorgeousal2410 June 20, 2010

flarpy blunderguff 

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

flarpy blunderguff by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014