FLESTICLE 

An extremely useful portmanteau word containing vitamins for your spirit and crunchiness for your ears. This word provides an irreplaceable exact rhyme for testicle, which any poet knows comes up frequently in the classiest verse.
This is one of a collection of words coined by the ineffable Freddy Bendell during his misspent and callipygous childhood. Others in the series include fluterus, schmidneys, blasshole, flenis, and flotum.

Please, your ladyship, get your hands off my flesticle.

I'm sorry, Monica, but, as President, I cannot allow you to play fast and loose with my flesticle.

FLESTICLE by Trudy Steger September 21, 2007

Fleshicle 

Mix of the words Flesh and popscicle.

refering to the penis.

Brandy's favorite thing is penut butter covered fleshicles.

Johnny is such a queer I heard he gobbles on 2-3 fleshicles a day.

Fleshicle by Mohawk 69 July 22, 2009

Flopcicle 

A melted ice block.

1: Are you gonna eat that?
2: Nah man, it's a flopcicle now

Flopcicle by livdictionary June 5, 2015

flepsicle 

The state of being flexible enough to give oneself oral sex.

"The gymnast needed no girlfriend: he was flepsicle enough to get by himself."

flepsicle by 149271239273123363 December 12, 2009

Flopcicle 

A sex act where the male helicopters his genitals after sex, while the female shoots his dick and nuts with a C02 fire extinguisher until empty. The resulting frozen member is then used as a dildo.

Andrew: "I need to go to the hospital."
Clyde: "Why?"
Andrew: "I tried to make a flopcicle and it broke off she wouldn't give it back , I had to call the police to get her to drop it."
Clyde: "God Andrew I barely even know you."

Flopcicle by Jizzintheshizz April 3, 2019

Flopsiclestick 

A retart with a floppy dick

Davian is a flopsiclestick

Davian is retart with a floppy dick

Flopsiclestick by lockness monster August 16, 2020

Flopsicle

A limp penis.

Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"

Flopsicle by yumyzombieparts December 1, 2011