A Dutch dialect spoken in parts of Belgium. Native speakers are often plagued by questions such as "What's Flemish?", "I like your accent, is it German?", and "Phlegm? Ewwww."
Relating to those poor sods who speak Flemish.
"Never mind. I speak English. Only English."
In Dutch and Flemish: Vlaams (= flemish).
In Dutch and Flemish: Nederlands (= Dutch).
The grammar and spelling of both languages is the same, the only difference is in the pronounciation.
English: "I speak Flemish."