O'Flaherty 

O'Flaherty is the last name no one can pronounce, definitely giving temporary anxiety.

It's mine.
My last name.
You probably claim to be emotionally stable but really, you're falling apart at the seems and seconds away from eating cereal at 3 in the morning. Maybe you're an all or nothing person as well. Possibly a perfectionist, once you have something you're interested in; you put your heart and soul into it, possibly sacrificing said soul to finish or perfect that thing. You are a lot like your name, sophisticated to look at, at first glace but then you look at it again and realise it just gets more complicated and chaotic.

But that's okay, because I'd rather be understood by little and at times confusing, than boring.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

I have an assignment due in 24 hours, I do not have the time for this.

O'Flaherty is a name, you're welcome.

O'Flaherty by I'memotionallyunstablethanku. November 10, 2021

Michelle Flaherty 

The quirky female protagonist, known as the band geek in the original "American Pie" series. Michelle is played by Alyson Hannigan and deserves an Oscar for her performance as this lovable flute-toting band dork.

She is a fun and loving character, who is well-remembered by her amazing personality and fairly good looks. Besides the fact that she plays the flute, Michelle is also socially awkward (possible case of Aspergers Syndrome) and loves talking about her stories at band camp, by constantly starting a conversation with "This one time, at band camp.....".

Everyone wants a friend like Michelle.

Michelle Flaherty: Oh and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
Jim Levenstein: (spits out his drink) Excuse me?!
Michelle Flaherty: What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is, sex ed.
(brief pause)
Michelle Flaherty: (getting horny) So are we going to screw soo? Cause I'm getting kind of ansy.

Michelle Flaherty by Simplistic Seth July 11, 2012

Sky Flaherty 

the cutest redhead alive- mostly known for Newsies and Mean Girls (they're musicals) and his amazing dancing/tumbling.

Dude, I just saw Sky Flaherty on the streets of New York!

Sky Flaherty by CitrusCider May 21, 2020

flaherty

1. the scum of the earth
2. the white stuff you get between your teeth when you're dehydrated

1. Jack: 'Man, i've got aids.'

Dave: 'Thats nothing, try having flaherty'

Jack: 'Ouch'

2. Flaherty sack

flaherty by flahertyfan1 October 29, 2011

Flaherty

A VERY IRISH LAST NAME

oh hey that girls french not irish...dude her last name is Flaherty, she's irish.

Flaherty by SALLYSUX January 16, 2011

Flaherty

The type of laugh that comes right after something that is said, that really isn't funny. It's more of a burst of air than anything else.

Dude1: Hey dude, I heard you could smoke weed out of a tampon.
Dude2: What's a tampon?
Dude1: *Flaherty*

Flaherty by Krunk Master Flex's Daughter May 30, 2006

Flaherty

Someone who thinks indie rock is way cool until someone else listens to it.

Dude, the kid listens to The Decembrists now, he's such a poser.

Chill out, you're such a Flaherty...

Flaherty by Krunk Master Flex November 5, 2005