The act of taking a poop and upon whiping yourself you discover nothing on the toilet paper....It's completely clean. This event has been known to make peoples day.
Mark walked out of the bathroom with an odd grin on his face; this was because he just had a flawless victory.
Mortal kombat term of perfect
Kung Lao wins
The pleasant and rare occasion in which after a long and sometimes stressful poo the wiper reveals a clean piece of toilet paper. No poo to speak of, it's all in the toilet.
Person one: Wow that was a fast shit!
Person two: Flawless victory man! In and out!
Anytime one takes a shit and there is no required wiping.
Chris came back to the restaurant booth after taking a dump.
He exclaimed with great happiness, "FLAWLESS VICTORY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!"
Hi-fives were dispersed for the achievement.
This occurs when you have completed taking a duece and when you go to wipe your ass the paper comes away pristine and white.
Grant-"Dude, yesterday I was dropping a log and when I wiped i got a flawless victory!"
When you grow a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money
Joe has a flawless victory
Noun. A session of defication in which the toilet paper comes back clean after the first wipe.
Dude, I just had a flawless victory; now I don't have to shower.