Flavor Flav

the most ghetto human to walk to face of the earth. especially with his clock his grills and with his red velvet jump suite.

Wow, Flavor Flav is so much more ghetto then Biggie.

by jrlandkega December 5, 2009

Flavor Flav

A man who's ugly, old, talks like he has no education but gets hella bitches for unknown reasons.

"Flavor Flav, there's nothing physically or mentally attractive about you but I want to have sex with you."

"Flavor Flaaaav!"

by Juh-rae rae February 20, 2008

Flavor Flav

A walking, talking, human size piece of shit that wears a clock.

Why did they put a clock on a giant piece of shit, and why do they call it Flavor Flav?

by The Flying 69 May 28, 2008

Flavor Flav

A crackhead that has sex with prostitutes.

Flavor Flav had sex with New York.

by jsdejdsj April 2, 2007

Flavor Flav

A worthless, extremely skinny, partially mentally ill and majorly physically deformed disgrace to the Negro American Persuasion. Thus, the reason for segregation extremists.

Example 1: http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/flavor_fla_230707/flavor_flav_22_wenn1474767.jpg

Example 2: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/fxckbuddy/RoadKill.png
<i>Note: In Example 2 the fine specimen for a negro man is not the example for a 'Flavor Flav' but what he is holding truly defines a 'Flavor Flav'</i>

by mrgold83 October 26, 2008

flavor flav

The hurtest most ugliest motherfucker i've ever seen. I have seen some ugly people in my life but flavor flav just topped that and i think he'll be holding his place for a long while. Its easy to see why these girls want him, for this money and fame.

Flavor flav reminds me of a skinny gorilla.

Flavor flav is butt ugly.

by dumbdigitydum March 28, 2007

flavor flav

He is a goofy looking rapper who wears huge clocks as necklaces and very odd headgear which some would wear for Halloween. He is also the star of the show, The Flavor of Love.

Pumkin spit on New York. And I bet Flav was thinking, Flavor Flav!!!!

by cheekomeeko January 15, 2007