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8. Flatulence
An ambulance that picks you up after you've been run over by a steamroller
"Why was the flatulence here yesterday?"

"Oh, Tommy got ran over by a steamroller... sucks."
9. flatulence
When your tired tyre's fatal inflation has flat out departed.
I lost my mojo motto due to flatulence.
10. flatulence
An ambulance specialized in care for steamroller accident victims. Definition is too short, my ass.
Oh no, Bubba got run over by that steamroller. Quick, get a flatulence!
by Bubba Jul 7, 2004 add a video
11. flatulence
Pre-internet Instant Message. Can have any of the following meanings:
"Here's a kiss for you."
"This is MY territory."
"I hate you!"
"Would you care to dance?"
As his rotten-egg-vomit flatulance filled the room, Ajit checked each person's face to see whether his instant message had been properly received. And Ashok smiled back and said, "Why yes, I'd love to dance with you."
by Noah Webster, Jr. Feb 16, 2005 add a video
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