Fapulating Device
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self-flatulation
The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
self-flatulation by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009
Pre-pull flatulation
When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.
Pre-pull flatulation by TheWads December 27, 2009
flatulatio
The act of a male passing gas while receiving oral sex from a partner.
Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.
Typically a very embarrassing thing which ends "the mood" instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.
Bob: "So how'd it go last night?"
Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."
Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"
Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."
Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."
Joe: "It went well, until the flatulatio incident. Guess we shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell for the first date."
Bob: "What'd she do? Freak out?"
Joe: "No, that was the worst part. She asked if I could do it again."
Bob: "Someone who likes flatulatio.. I'm not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that."
flatulatio by TaciturnBadger July 1, 2011
endocranial flatulation
Pseudo-scientific euphemism for brain fart. The act of temporarily forgetting what one is doing and/or performing an act which would normally considered to be stupid or sub-par for one's intelligence.
Wow... I can't believe that Al sent that email attachment of everyone's salary to the whole company! Must have been a huge endocranial flatulation.
endocranial flatulation by Dale Hemrick February 11, 2008
oceanic flatulation
A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.
oceanic flatulation by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006