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flatuaquatics refers to an event where flatulence or "farts" sounds muffled by liquid, but is, in fact, dry. It may also sound like what is known as a "wet fart", or a "Shart", when someone farts and a little shit comes out.
Steve: "Dood, Tyler, did you just crap your pants?"

Tyler: "No, just some flatuaquatics"

Steve: "You sure?"

Tyler: "Let me check, yep".

Steve: "Oh, cool."
by T-Hood t.c. December 10, 2009

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