Top Definition
Masturbating to sth. in order to flatter or praise it. The desire to applaud in the most manliest of fashions.

That (movie/song/person/book/place/pizza) made me want to masturbate to it, because I wish to flatter it.
1. Did you see Jamie Foxx's performance in the Soloist? What a fine movie like that part when they were in the hood and it all had this green tint that was awesome, I can't wait to go home and FLATTERBATE to it.

2. I'd have FLATTERBATEd after Inception but it blew my dick away! I could not find my dick so could not FLATTERBATE!

3. That pizza was so good I just have to FLATTERBATE later.

4. Can I FLATTERBATE to your Mom? She's had a hard day and I seriously find her worthy. She looks like Ginger Spice from critically acclaimed pop group "Spice Girls" so I don't think it's weird, do you?
by Rick Stanning January 13, 2011

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt