1. A labyrinth or a complicated maze, supposedly unsolveable. Can be applied to anything that looks overly complex or intricate in detail.
2. Any method that involves searching for, buying or finding cigarette-shaped candy. (archaic)
1. "Dude, you should have seen her bush, it was like flatmaze down there for real."
2. "We're all out of those candy cigarettes man, I'm gonna have to flatmaze it to the store and get some." "Bring back some Mountain Dew too."