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flat-footed 

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".
Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.
flat-footed by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck 

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.
"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

flatfoot 5ifty 6ix

this totally kick ass band which every one needs to see
flatfoot 5ifty 6ix is kicking major ass
flatfoot 5ifty 6ix by mimi March 20, 2004
1: A foot that is flat because the foot arch collapsed. Usually, it is very uncomfortable and makes it hard to walk or remain on your feet for long periods of time.
2: A slanguish word for a law enforcement or government official; It is referring to the fact that usually they wear dress shoes, which don't really have any texture on the bottom, hence the name. The term was used by Crackle in the Carmen Sandiego 2019 Netflix series.
Aaron: Why is Joe having such a hard time walking?
Sarah: He has flatfoot, which makes it painful for him to walk. He is supposed to be calling the doctor on Monday to see what they can do about it.
Flatfoot by Vanguard 1998 July 17, 2022
A person who is rejected by the army for having flat feet and subsequently becomes a police officer.
So this overzealous flatfoot pulled me over for going 2 miles over the speed limit, now I have a $100 ticket to pay.
Flatfoot by KØNTRA August 11, 2022

stand flat footed 

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...
I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"
stand flat footed by 2Charvels January 12, 2011