Flat Boat 

Flat Boat is nick name given to Steamboat Ski Resort in Colorado, by dick-head skiers and snowboarders who ain't as good as they think they are.

If Columbus snowboarded at Flat Boat, he decide that the World} really is [flat.

Flat Boat by Jib Slice May 18, 2010

floatboat 

A luxury sedan that prioritizes comfort over handling and performance. Used in a derogatory way by fans of sports sedans, which are the opposite.

Float: The objective of this type of cars is to isolate the driver from the road, which makes them feel like they "float" above it.
Boat: Because handling is not the priority, they can be hard to maneuver, a characteristic they share with actual boats.

These cars are typically preferred by older people because they offer a relaxing ride, whereas younger people prefer sport sedans for being more fun to drive.

Dad, your old Caddy is such a floatboat. When I drive it, it's hard not to fall asleep. My new Mercedes is so much better

floatboat by Untar la Manteca September 17, 2023

flatboarding 

A form of skiing mastered by new skiers on thier first day. It consists of skiing down easy slopes without trying to turn. It is used by unscrupulous ski instructors to fleece unsuspecting beginners. See also tai chi skiing.

Wow, look at that straight line, you're a master of flatboarding.

You really flatboarded that run.

flatboarding by tai cheese August 9, 2008

flatbeat 

a very sad person who writes their own definitions.

flatbeat by Incuban July 28, 2003

flatbeated 

To beat someone in counter-strike and have the favour returned to you via used condom on face

"ohh shit we beat SK, watch for HeatoN with the dommys"

flatbeated by Mordain June 14, 2003

Flaboated 

:The bodily sensation of feeling both fat and bloated simultaneously.

My copious consumption of baked beans has left me flaboated.

I was so flaboated, I couldn’t get my pants on.

I’m always so flaboated during my period, I might explode!

Flaboated by Corpy Bingles May 16, 2022

Flatbottom 

Originally derived from the stokes clan, then formed flattbottom because of their inability to develop a gluteus maximus
Clans typically located around wrens nest area

That guy is definitely part of the flatbottom clan

Flatbottom by Jillflattbottomson March 16, 2025