When an obese woman lies on top of a skinny man during sex. This results in a flattening of the man, slowly crushing his bones and compressing his organs. The man is then sent around the country in an envelope. Old people and retards take pictures with him at national landmarks.
When Sue and Fred have sex they do the Flat Stanley. Fred usually ends up in the hospital to have his lungs refilled. He's been told he only has a month to live.
by ghett0d3ana May 7, 2010
*Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley.
2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play?
by CJ McMastaKewlio February 11, 2009
An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.
It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.
It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.
Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”
Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”
Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.
by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023
(Girl walks past)
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.
(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.
(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.
by Two Jews in the Back January 27, 2011
by schmookerdingle August 30, 2014
when you see a hot hoe with massive jugs but when you take off her bra shes flatter then a flat screen TV
"i was so hyped to see laqueeshas double d boobs but when i took off her bra she was flatter then my 6 year old brother."
"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"
"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"
by squatfucker420 January 30, 2017
by Deedre March 17, 2005