flat lander
flat lander by andrea July 9, 2004
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Flat lander
A person from any large city who does not know how to drive well on roads that aren't straight and flat. You can tell one because when you get stuck behind them on a mountain road they take the curves at a snails pace, but when you finally come to a flat/straight stretch (where you could potentially pass their slow ass) they speed up like crazy till the next curve. Lather, rinse, repeat. --Insult is added to injury when the flat landers have a large truck/SUV/other form of 4-wheel drive and do this.
Flat lander by scottiedawg86 August 7, 2009
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flat lander
a term used by vermonters (people from vermont usa) to describe people not from vermont. most of the time used as a insult.
flat lander by hilltop henry March 26, 2003
flat lander
A person that comes from south of Interstate 80 to hunt in Northern Pennsylvania for bear or deer. Usually these people have unnecessarily large trunks such as Ford F-350s or Dodge 3500 series.
flat lander by ZBall April 7, 2008
Flat lander
(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.
Also known as mall crawlers.
Also known as mall crawlers.
Flat lander by das ungeheuer January 23, 2009
flatlander
Driver: This guy is driving so slow; he must be a flatlander.
Passenger: Well, according to his license plate, he's a floridiot.
Passenger: Well, according to his license plate, he's a floridiot.
flatlander by blueridgenative September 28, 2006
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