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22. vermont
a state where weed burns like gasoline and where it snows like a bitch. basically the best damn place in the world other than the rich flat landers and jews that now own all the mom and pop stores and the rich bastards in the state house that wipe the asses of all the rich jews. overun with smoked out hippies, subarus, and hicks its the coolest place on this fucking earth!!!!!!!! 802 represent bitches!!!!
bob: sally lets move i hate jew york i'm sick of being mugged every day.
sally: sweet heart lets move to Vermont.
bob: i dont know honey, i dont really want to be ass raped with taxes and yelled at by a bunch of rich kikes.
sally: your right sweet heart lets just pack a bowl and think of some thing else.
23. RTFI
Read the fucking instructions.
Next time I assemble flat pack furniture I'll RTFI
24. pikey
it used to mean a gypsy but in the beginning of the new millennium it now means a person that lives in the council flat eg pikey land -the Cambridge Estate in Kingston Upon Thames,London

they think they are hard usually found hanging around in places like McDonalds, the 99p store, primark ,street corners, bus stops, the Rotunda in Kingston upon thames, shitty estates, in Parks, train stations and other places

what they look like
a short way to describe them as peasants in reebok classics but you need to more about what they look like

Men
they have cheap shitty looking nike tracksuit bottoms MASSIVE rings on there fingers from argos
face looks like pizza
think there life is good but it is bad
they think they are rich just cause they have a stolen PS2

woman
they are slags that fuck everybody and they should have about 6 children by the age of 14
have denim skirts about 2 inches long
MASSIVE ear rings you could fly a boeing 747 though them
that all you need to know you will know what they look like when you see them
me *walking down the road with friends then there is is a pack of pikeys outside McDonalds*
pikey *oi u shanky neek r u dizzy u moist cunt*
me* why are you calling me that you trailer park trash*

pikey *ya mum*

me *go back to the 99p store *

pikey *r u dizzy blud*

me* fuck off you dirty waste of space*

*pikey then runs off*
25. Sarah-Nicole
A sweet and sexy spitfire, Sarah-Nicole is the epitome of artful beauty. You won't find a more generous person on the planet. Characterized by deep feeling, Sarah-Nicole will look to poetry and music as the ultimate expression of her inner voice. Often has large, delicious breasts and a fine butt. Don't let her size fool you, she will lay you flat with her mastery of a myriad fighting styles! Not to be confused with nyads, dryads, sirens, or pixies. A common mistake is to spell this name without an "H" and/or without a hyphen.
Did you see that Sarah-Nicole? She just fought off a zombie horde AND a pack of velociraptors with her fists and a box cutter! She's turning me on so much...
26. Big Shanty
(n.) A large Roor steamroller named after the infamous stop in "The General" (1922). Known for its incredibly smooth and abundant rips that may just lay you out flat. Big Shanty is a beautiful woman and should be handled with care, love, and affection. A piece crafted with consideration for amateurs nowhere in mind; one must not underestimate Big Shanty's ability to alter reality.
1. "Where's Big Shanty?"
2. "Asleep, fool."
3. "Wake her gently, I'd like to speak with her alone"

4. "Let's pack Big Shanty together..."

5. "Big Shanty looks lonely... We should hit that after class."
27. Pank
To pat down until flat, compressed // To pack or tamp a loose type of material into a more compact mass

Origin: Northeastern Pennsylvania, or as we calls it: NEPA! (pronounced 'Knee-Pa')
"Ay Bobby, hows about yous and me drive up de eynon ta da Arch-a-bald pothole anz pank some dirt inta it ta fill it up even"
28. ride dirty
(verb)
1. to drive around without a purpose while wearing a flat brim hat
2. to be a douchebag while wearing a flat brim hat
3. to pack bombs with Lombardo while wearing a flat brim hat
4. to go to C-Block while wearing a flat brim hat
1. DUUUUUG, we ridin' dirty friday?
2. DUUUUUG, check out Riggz ridin' dirty with dem beat bids
3. DUUUUUG, Quiggins was ridin' dirty just last week when we were away
4. DUUUUUG, I just had spanish, its time to RIDE DIRTY brigga
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