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3. flat as a board
a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases
hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!
by jonathan Jul 12, 2005 add a video
1. flat as a board
adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested
"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."
by Jake Mar 6, 2004 add a video
2. flat as a board
no breasts
Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.
by Jake Mar 6, 2004 add a video
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