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2. flashturbate
when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty
" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard
1. Flashturbate
When you have to masturbate really quickly because you don't know when your roommate is going to come home.
I got home early from school but couldn't remember Jim's schedule so I had to flashturbate before he got home.
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