A useful household device turned into a weapon police beat you down with.
The police smashed Martin Luther King Jr’s skull with my mom’s flashlight.
by dempire August 18, 2006
A case to store dead batteries.
"Why won't the flashlight turn on?"
"Duh, they're not designed to work most of the time."
by Daniel Munro May 06, 2005
When You bang your penis on a girl's ass because you can't get it to work.
My Cousin once seen his grandma and grandpa doin' it doggie style but grandpa was pullin' a flashlight on grandma's ass because he has ED.
by Andrew Malfe August 06, 2007
A large object used for many things, but mainly for locating objects in the dark of for just swinging around.
Don't swing that flashlight around because you might hurt somebody
by dadathemagic March 23, 2004
A slang term for "breasts", derived from the act of flashing, often practiced by women.
Katie: Your flashlights are underdeveloped.
Shelley: Gee, Thanks.
by Shalleigh February 02, 2010
Useful for Robbing a house
A Flashlight Makes It Alot Crisper clear Cleaner And Crystal Like Clear Like Saranwrap You S.O What?
by Hollenhammer March 04, 2005
Used by Warhammer 40,000 players to refer to Imperial Guardsmens' lasguns, due to their weak strength in the game. Also sometimes called hot flashlights.
Guard player: "My squad shoots your marines."
Marine player: "Ooh, flashlights, scary."

Guard player: "...and my Stormtroopers have hellguns..."
Other player: "ooh, scary, hot flashlights."
by Underhill October 06, 2008

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