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To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent
Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!
flakiness by swamp-wig May 31, 2011
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falsiness 

the quality of taking something that is true and factual, and purposely casting doubt on its validity by presenting false, fake, alternative or misleading information.
The powerful man is using falsiness to trick us into believing he is innocent.
falsiness by pjerickson May 2, 2018
To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent
Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!
flakiness by swamp-wig May 31, 2011

FlashIndustries

An online flash community, currently working on it's version 8. It currently only has forums.
Person 1: How long have you been posting on FlashIndustries?
Person 2: Longer than you...
FlashIndustries by Sirius123 July 3, 2007

FlashIndustries

An internet slang word meaning "total shithole." FI is also short for FlashIndustries.
Person1: Hey, look at that run-down house.
Person2: Yeah, it looks like FlashIndustries.

scale of fishiness 

The scale that is used for rating how fishy or shrimp smelling a pussy is. Scale goes from 0-100 and 100 is the most smelling pussy ever, usually from a nasty dyke who just got done with a soccer or softball match and didnt wash herself the last few nights.. Used for indicating whether or not someone has a smoked trout or not, as well as other things.
Will Smith "DAAAAAAAAAMN my brothaaaa, that girl has a stankkkyyyyyy mofuggin pussayyyyyy"
Sean Connery " Yea, shes got to be at LEAST a 75 on the scale of fishiness"

Flappiness

The creator of Flappy Bird discovered flappiness when his game became a world wide sensation.
Flappiness by Randroid January 22, 2015