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The Flash Drive of Win 

the flash drive of win in essence is about a four gigabyte flash drive that any member of society may carry. the contents of this drive may include the following

1. photography
2. videos
3. anything that contains win
the debate reaches a point when one tries to constitute what is "Win" or " Full of Win" that can be placed in said flash drive. However usually the Flash Drive of Win can contain things that are said to be Awesome, or Epic
1. Logan: " Man did you see the Flash drive of Win Bob had? it had the best music on it!"
Justin: " yes, and it was truly something to be proud of"

2. Sean: " The Flash Drive of win, Offspring of the folder of win, grandson to the internet."

3. Ryan: " did you see Jamal's flash drive of win? it had every single cheerleader ever on it "

Markus " No I didn't I have to go see what Jamal is up to now."

4. John: " I just saw Mario's flash drive of win... it was so good, I feel like building a statue of the many wonderful things that were on it."

flash drive 

a portable storage device for storing porn.
i have 3 GB worth of quality asian porn on my flash drive.
flash drive by urban asshole March 2, 2010

Flash-Drive Jockey 

The "Tech" employees at big box electronics stores. They usually have no real IT skills. They just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.
Took my laptop in for a tune-up. That fucking flash-drive jockey didn't do a damn thing I couldn't have done myself. And they charged me 200 bucks.
Flash-Drive Jockey by CMC knuckle February 28, 2013

Flash Drive Rape 

The process in which a flash drive is forcibly inserted and removed from a usb port without consent from the owner of said flash drive. This may result in the loss of files on your flash drive, a virus, or in the rare occasion a std.
Dude all my files are gone!
Damn, you must've gotten flash drive raped.
Flash Drive Rape by MickeyBurgers October 5, 2010

flash drive 

The act of inserting two fingers into the butt-hole of an unsuspecting individual. This is not a sexual act. It is done to a person with clothes on and is meant purely as a hilarious - and somewhat disgusting - practical joke.
Jeff: Hey...you see Dana over there? You should go flash drive her!
Jordan: Gross. She's my sister-in-law.
Jeff: C'mon. It'll be funny.
Jordan: Oh...okay.

Flash-Drive 

Its just like putting a USB in your computer and putting information on it,but instead you put your penis inside your woman, and when you pull it out, you got all of her information, right there on your penis.
Chris: Yo Liam I heard you and your chick had sex?
Liam: Yeah bro, I even pulled a flash-drive on her!
Flash-Drive by OGhypebeast69 March 9, 2017