Noun. A musical toy, also known as 'noise putty.' The noise coming from the toy 'flarp.' The best toy in the world. Makes fart like noises causing one to laugh continuously. If placed on a wooden surface, it sounds like farting on wooden chair.

The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.

note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"

In music, a note that is so completely wrong or out-of-tune that it is impossible to determine whether it is flat or sharp.

Someone that farts while attempting a flip or somersault like gesture.

When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.

An accidental transition caused by indecision.

The act of flarping commonly occurs on an instrument. To flarp, one must play a wrong note and quickly recover by playing the right note.

(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment